Funny Good Night Texts: 60+ Ways to Make Them Giggle
It's nice to end the day with a heartfelt message, but it's even better to end it with a laugh. That's amazing. A simple text can make someone feel happy or sad. A funny text can make someone think about you even when they are trying to sleep. If you're tired of the usual "sweet dreams" and want to send something memorable, you need some funny good night texts.
Laughter strengthens relationships and creates good memories. This guide is full of clever, funny, and absolutely hilarious good night messages. They are perfect for the most important people in your life: your partner, your crush, and your best friend. Get ready to make them laugh, snort and fall asleep with a big smile on their face.
Funny Good Night Texts for Your Partner
You share inside jokes, weird habits, and a unique sense of humour. These texts are for the person who has seen you at your funniest and loves you for it. Make your relationship fun again by laughing together every night.
Dear love, sleep well and don't let the bedbugs bite. I'm sure I saw one. I wonder if I am.
Dear sleepyhead, good night! If you dream of me, remember I charge a fee for a guest appearance. 💰
Dear my human, I love you more than I love hitting the snooze button. That's saying a lot.
Dear Boo, get some sleep! You need to get some rest so you can make it through tomorrow.
Dear friend, imagine committing the perfect crime: stealing the whole blanket. 😈
Dear sweetie, are you a faulty fire alarm? You're always on my mind and you keep me up at night.
Dear babe, I hope you have dreams as weird and wonderful as you are. Good night!
Dear snore machine, it's bedtime. I love you! 😴
Dear hottie, good night! I'd say dream of me, but I don't want to be responsible for the high electricity bill. 🔥
Dear love of my life, I'm going to bed. Let me know if you need me to fight off any bad dreams.
Dear [Pet Name], I would wish you sweet dreams, but I'm sure they're already sweet because you get to dream about me.
Dear my favorite person, good night! Remember to set your alarm; I don't want to be the one to wake you up.
Dear my other half, it's time for bed so you can deal with my other half tomorrow.
Dear cookie, you must be tired from always being in my mind. Go and have a nap.
Dear Star, if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. OK, I'll stop. Good night.
Dear Amazing, sleep well! Remember, I'm the good thing in your life. 😉
Dear cuddle monster, I really want to be in bed, but I'm not. Good night!
Dear sweet cheeks, I'm going to dream about you. Try not to do anything too embarrassing in there.
Dear handsome, Good night, sleep tight, and don't let the imaginary monsters under your bed bite.
Dear my rock, please don't snore so loudly tonight. I love you!
Dear sunshine, even the sun has to go to bed. But you're hotter.
Dear King, the Queen is going to her room. Try not to burn the castle down when you are dreaming.
Dear my favorite weirdo, good night! Let's be weird together in our dreams.
Dear blanket hog, I'm practicing how to hold my blanket when we're together. Good night!
Dear love bug, if you dream that you're falling, don't worry; I'll be there to laugh at you when you wake up.
Dear my snack, good night! You're the reason I'm going to bed hungry.
Dear goofball, I'm so glad I've found someone as weird as me. Good night.
Dear my penguin, good night! Waddle off to bed.
Dear my one and only, you're the only one I'd share my snacks with. Maybe. Good night.
Dear trouble, don't get into too much trouble in your dreams without me.
Dear Sugar, You're so sweet, I'm getting a toothache. Good night! 🦷
Dear WiFi, I feel such a strong connection to you. Don't go down on me. I mean, don't lose signal. Night!
Dear boss, you're the boss of my heart. Now go to sleep, employee.
Dear teddy bear, I wish I was cuddling you instead of this pillow. They're not very good at talking to people.
Dear my happy pill, thank you for all the smiles. Now go to bed!
Dear keeper, you're a keeper. But can I swap you for a pizza right now? Ha ha! Night!
Dear puzzle piece, my life was a mess before I met you. Now it's just a slightly more organised mess. ❤️
Dear my idiot, Good night, you loveable idiot.
Dear dreamboat, can you come into my dreams?
Dear astronaut, see you on the moon. 🚀
Dear my favorite notification, this is your final notification for today. Go to sleep.
Dear Sleepy, I can hear you snoring.
Dear comedian, thank you for making me laugh all day. Now it's my turn.
Dear my hero, good night! Don't forget to iron your cape.
Dear GPS, I couldn't live without you. It's mostly because I'm a bit lost.
Dear my gamer, it's time to log off and enter the dream world. You won't be able to respawn.
Dear my chef, I'm dreaming of the next meal you'll cook me.
Dear my dance partner, let's dance in our dreams tonight. I won't step on your toes.
Dear alarm clock, you're annoying, but I need you. Good night.
Dear my bookworm, it's time to end the day.
Dear my music, you're my favorite song. Please don't be the type of person that I can't forget.
Dear my sloth, it's time to sleep for 20 hours.
Dear my chaos, you're my favorite kind of chaos. Good night.
Dear my coffee, I need you to be working. See you in the morning.
Dear my darling, don't let anyone upset you. But not me.
Dear my charger, I need you to recharge my happiness. Good night.
Dear my secret, you're my favorite person to be weird with.
Dear my anchor, you help me stay calm. But right now, let's just daydream.
Dear My Reason to Smile, my phone screen is my reason to smile because it has your picture on it.
Dear [His/Her Name], good night! I love you even when you leave your socks on the floor.
Funny Good Night Texts for Your Crush
This is a delicate art. You want to be funny and memorable, but not too weird. The goal is to make them smile and think of you as a confident, fun person they want to get to know better.
Dear future boyfriend,I'm just sending this text to put a stop to your streak of not thinking about me. You're welcome. Good night!
Dear sweetie, My brain wanted me to text you good night, and I always listen to my brain. It's the only one I've got.
Dear Trouble, are you tired yet? You have been on my mind ALL day. 🏃♀️
Dear [Crush's Name], I'm about to go to sleep, and I realized the most terrifying thing... I haven't said goodnight to you yet. The crisis has been avoided.
Dear stranger, I like you. I'm going to bed now. If you hear a strange noise, it's just me thinking about our wedding. Ha ha! But what if there's an exception?
Dear dream face, sleep well! I'll be holding interviews for the role of 'person in my dreams,’ and you're my top choice.
Dear potential, My pillow asked me to tell you it misses you. I told it to be quiet.
Dear Human, I have noticed that I am not very good at sleeping. Any tips? They're too judgmental.
Dear future text-back, if you dream about me tonight, let me know the plot tomorrow. I'm curious.
Dear [Inside Joke Nickname], it's time for us to separate at night. It's sad, I know.
Dear Smiley, I hope you dream of puppies, pizza, and maybe my face.
Dear crush, My phone has 1% battery left. I'm using its last breath to say good night to you. That's how important you are.
Dear Mr./Ms. Awesome, good night! I hope you have a soft pillow and are thinking of me.
Good evening, my neighbor, friend, or other person.
Dear Mystery, I'm trying to solve the mystery of how you're so cool. I'll carry on investigating tomorrow.
Dear my phone's favourite contact, go to sleep! You have a busy day of being awesome tomorrow.
Dear Star, if I had to rate you out of 10, you'd get a 9, and I'd get the 1. Smooth, right? Good night.
Dear cool person, I'm sending this text via pigeon. Let me know if it arrives.
Good night, human! Don't let the bedbugs bite... or the existential dread.
Dear [Zodiac Sign], the stars told me to text you good night. I can't argue with the universe.
Dear future Netflix buddy, what are we going to watch in our dreams tonight?
Dear talented person, you're really good at making me not want to go to sleep.
Dear classmate/coworker, I hope you have a great night's sleep. You'll need it for my great ideas tomorrow.
Dear wallpaper for my phone, you're not my wallpaper yet, but you will be.
Dear friend, if sleeping is a sport, I'm going to try and win tonight. Wish me luck.
Dear laugh-maker, your smile makes other people smile too. I'm still smiling.
Dear my brain's guest star, you're popping up again in my thoughts.
Dear awesome human, sleep is like a time machine to breakfast. So, good night!
Dear Siri's competitors, I asked Siri who the coolest person ever is. It showed me your contact information.
Dear my next favorite person, I'm practising my good night texts on you. How am I doing?
Dear sunshine, I'm going to my second favourite place now. My bed. You're the first person I've done this with.
Dear my meme supplier, I hope your dreams are as funny as the memes you send.
Dear future date, I'm just saying. Good night.
Dear my excuse, you're the reason I'm always on my phone.
Dear user manual, you are confusing me, but I want to figure you out.
Dear pop-up ad, you're the only one I don't want to close.I accept the terms and conditions. All of them.
Dear my WiFi password, you're tricky but worth it.
Dear my Deja Vu, have I dreamt of you before? Maybe.
Dear my secret handshake, we need one. Let's make up for it in our dreams.
Dear [Crush's Name], good night! That's the end of the text.
When 'Funny Isn't the Vibe': Other Ways to Say Good Night
Humor is great, but sometimes you need to think about something else. To build a strong connection, you need to know when to be playful and when to be tender. If you want to try something different, go for it!
- If you want to be charming and make someone's heart flutter, a list of cute good night texts is the perfect solution.
- When you want to tell someone you love them and make them feel warm and happy, send them one of these sweet good night texts. It will make them feel like they have a hug before they go to sleep.
Your Laughter is Worth Sharing
That text that made your best friend spit out their water? The silly message that started a three-hour secret joke with your partner? These are the special moments that make relationships fun. Your story could make someone else smile tonight.
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