Got Mom? Get Laughs! 50+ Great Jokes for Moms to Make Her Smile All Day

Let's be honest: moms do a lot. From juggling schedules to solving daily crises, they deserve a lot of appreciation (and laughter!). Sometimes, the best way to say "I love you" is with a good old-fashioned joke that makes her day better. If you want to make your mom laugh, you've come to the right place. Get ready to make your mom laugh with our collection of jokes! They're funny, clever, and really relatable.

The Best Mom Jokes That Will Make Her Laugh Out Loud

These are the jokes you can tell any time you want to make your mom happy.

Why did the kids give their mom a blanket for her birthday? They thought she was cool. 😉

What do you call a small mother? A minimum.

Why did the child get a bad grade on their report card? They got tired of all the "A"s.

What do you call a mom who can't jump? M-O-M.

Why did the cookie cry? It's because its mother was a wafer that was so long. 🍪

My mom always tells me to make the most of every day. I opened a jar of pickles. 💪

What's the best type of music for moms? When the kids are home, there's no room for quiet!

Why did the mom wear sunglasses? Because her kids were so clever! ✨

What's the difference between a mum and a battery? A battery has a positive side. (Just kidding, Mum! ❤️)

My mom told me to follow my dreams. So I went back to bed. 😴

What's a mom's favorite phase? "Go and ask your dad."

Why do mothers never lose games? The reason is because they always bring snacks! 🥨

Why did the son take his mom to the bank? To get her quarter back.

What's the best thing for a mom to see on social media? She never gets any requests from her kids.

I told my mom I'd buy her flowers. She said, "Don't worry, I've already got loads of weeds." LOL.

Funny jokes about being a mom (the real thing!)

These jokes are relatable because every mom has experienced them. It's great for talking about with other moms.

My kids told me they needed "more space." So I put them in separate rooms. You're welcome, little astronauts. 🚀

What is my superpower? You can hear the sound of a candy wrapper being crinkled from three rooms away.

My favorite exercise is a mix of a lunge and a crunch. It's called "picking up toys.” 🫠

Sleep is like a mythical creature in my house. My kids caught it and keep it locked in their bedrooms.

I used to have hobbies. Now I just have kids and I'm always drinking coffee. ☕

My kids are the reason I drink coffee and the reason I need wine. It's all about finding the right balance. 🍷

I'm not yelling. This is just my opinion as a parent. It vibrates the whole house. 🏠

My house isn't dirty; it's just got character. It's been used a lot.

You know you're a mum when "me time" means hiding in the pantry to eat snacks. 🤫

My kids think "clean your room" is just a suggestion, not a command. I feel sorry for them.

What's the best place for a mom? Anywhere quiet. Even the bathroom.

My kids told me they were bored. I told them to clean the house. Suddenly, they weren't bored anymore. 🤷‍♀️

My therapist told me to accept my flaws. I asked her if I could hug my kids instead.

The only thing louder than my kids is my inner monologue screaming for a nap.

My partner's favorite way to show love is to have someone else do the dishes.

Punny & Clever Mom Jokes

This is perfect for the mum who loves a bit of wordplay.

What did the mother say to the clumsy baby carrot? "Don't be a root failure!"

Why did the mom potato not cook for her kids? She was too tired. 🥔

What do you call a mom who loves to bake? A person who is full of dough.

My mum always says I'm a handful. I guess I take after her. 😉

Why did the baby corn stop talking to its mom? It thought she was too corny!

What do you call a mom who's really good at gardening? A go-getter.

My mom told me to leave her alone. I did, but then she asked where I was going.

What did the mom say to her kids? "You're all a bunch of whiny kids."

Why did the mom tomato blush? Because she saw the salad dressing!

My mom is very funny.

Cute & Sweet Mom Jokes

Jokes that make you feel good and laugh.

What's a mum's favorite hug? A big hug! 🐻

Why is it so hard to be a bad kid? Because mum is always watching! 👀

My mom is so sweet; she must be made of sugar. But she's also really strong!

What do you call a mom who loves to sing? A very musical mom!

My mum is like a star—always shining brightly and guiding me home. ✨

What did the little fish say to its mom? "I love you, Mum!" 🐠

My mum is a great listener, even when I'm just telling her about my Roblox game. 🥰

You're the kind of mom that makes other moms say, "How does she do it?" You're legendary. 💖

Improve your joke-telling skills with Tellsomething.

A good joke makes everyone laugh, but a shared memory makes everyone feel connected. Have you ever told your mom a joke and her reaction was absolutely hilarious? Or perhaps there's a funny family story that always starts with "Remember when Mum..."?

This Mother's Day, or any day, don't just tell a joke—save the moment and the story behind it with Tellsomething.

Here's how to make someone laugh and remember you:

Pick your favorite joke: Pick one of the best jokes about being a mom that you know, or use one of your own family favorites.

Note how people react: Make a short video of you telling a joke to your mom and film her reaction. Or take a photo of her laughing.

Share the Story: Go to Tellsomething. Upload the video or photo. In the text, share the joke, her reaction to it, and maybe a little backstory about why this joke or moment is special to you both.

Make a digital scrapbook of funny moments: You can collect funny moments over time to make a special and funny gift for your mom. She can look at it again and again.

Don't let those precious laughs fade away. Turn them into memories that you can share on Tellsomething. Start creating your mom's ultimate "Laugh Log" today!

Laughter is a great way to bond with your family, but it's just one way to show love. Jokes aside, there are times when we need to show more care.Sometimes, the goal isn't to make her laugh but to find the right words to make her cry happy tears. That strong connection isn't just for mothers and fathers; the special bond between a father, gifts, and child is just as important. And for those times when a joke isn't enough, the best way to show you care is to apologize to your mom in a sincere way.

Conclusion

We hope this collection of jokes about mothers will make them laugh and bring them joy. Jokes can make people feel closer to each other. They can also make people remember good times. Remember to make your jokes personal, and if you can, capture those moments of laughter and share them on Tellsomething. Because every mum deserves to be celebrated, one joke (and one shared memory) at a time!